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Jolly Pokémon
Pokédex Entries
“It lives at the water’s edge where it is sunny. It sleeps on a bed of water grass by day and becomes active at night.”
— Pokémon Leafgreen
“LOMBRE is nocturnal - it will get active after dusk. It is also a mischief-maker. When this POKéMON spots anglers, it tugs on their fishing lines from beneath the surface and enjoys their consternation.”
— Pokémon Ruby
“LOMBRE’s entire body is covered by a slippery, slimy film. It feels horribly unpleasant to be touched by this POKéMON’s hands. LOMBRE is often mistaken for a human child.”
— Pokémon Sapphire
Base Stats
French — 16 cards across 13 sets